whovenger-hiddlebatch-lock: swedeeners: rhinozilla: Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki. Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch. I just…I feel confused and lied to. my mind immediately attempts to picture Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki here i drew it for you
the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going like if i start a show i’m in it until the end in sickness and in health till death or discontinuation do us part man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from BUT Glee oh yeah fuck glee
grodus: true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
I love my friends but my friends dont love me
brandnewswastikas: I remember watching a movie in school and a character in it said, “As a token of my appreciation,” and this kid Kyle in my class told the principal that the teacher was showing movies that promoted drug use because it said “token” and he thought it was “tokin’” and the teacher ended up getting fired because I guess he was having a sexual relationship with two different...
aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now. i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
teacher: its time to watch a movie
teacher: bill nye the science guy
students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song
yellfang: party-at-the-tardis: shavingryansprivates: why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died and fucking died humpty...
sheep-boy: catswithbenefits: wow fox news isn’t even about foxes cnn is
theangryviolinist: do re mi fa so done with this semester
ohabutt: in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
creapy: if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples
darrynek: darrynek: i need to stop talking to myself so much no you don’t
subspacetsundere: having feelings that you know are dumb being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
swaggie2nope: i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
cuddlefeyrac: au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
orangelemonart: yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.
captainalice: jackthebard: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: don’t even try to say that you wouldn’t consider kissing a genderbent version of yourself or just another version of yourself either way you know you would Totally okay with this. are you fucking kidding i would make the fuck out with a genderbent version of myself
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
awesomephilia: My friends are so real [via]
growlithed: rupindre: lameborghini: petition to stop the use of the word schlong what is schlong with it why cant we all just get aschlong
‘normal’ best friends real best friends
witchpop: you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
adroit-distraction: smilingemoticon: I’M...